Body Intel
Your labs say normal.
Your body says otherwise
A comprehensive functional blood review that finally shows you what's actually going on - and what to do about it.
Bring your own labs, or I'll help you order the right ones.
Body Intel -
Decode your Bloodwork
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Body Intel - Decode your Bloodwork *
Regular price $297
$197 One-Time Investment
The Pattern I see all the time
You've been told you're fine. You know you're not.
Maybe you've seen multiple doctors.
Maybe your blood work came back with a stamp of approval.
Maybe someone told you it's just stress, just aging, just part of being a busy mom.
And you drove home thinking - then why do I still feel like this?
• Exhausted even after a full night of sleep
• Brain fog that makes you feel like a slower version of yourself
• Bloating, food reactions, or unpredictable digestion
• Weight that won't shift the way it used to
• Hormone changes nobody seems to take seriously
• That quiet, constant feeling of something just isn't right
Standard lab ranges are built around the average sick population - not an optimally functioning one.
Normal and optimal are not the same thing.
We look at the full picture - not just whether you cleared a reference range.
A functional blood review goes deeper than a standard panel.
We look at how everything talks to each other - because your fatigue, brain fog, weight, and mood aren't four separate problems. They're connected.
• Full thyroid panel - TSH, Free T3, Free T4, Reverse T3, thyroid antibodies
• Sex hormones - estrogen, progesterone, testosterone, DHEA
• Blood sugar & insulin - fasting glucose, insulin, HbA1c
• Cortisol & stress response - how your nervous system is holding up
• Iron & nutrients - ferritin, B12, vitamin D, folate
• Inflammation & cardiovascular - CRP, homocysteine
Mother's Day Week Sale
Mother's Day Week Sale
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What's included:
Everything your doctor didn't have time for.
1. Detailed intake forms - before we look at a single number, I want the full picture
2. Comprehensive video lab review - your numbers, what they mean together, where to optimize
3. Personalized protocol suggestions - nutrition, lifestyle, supplements, next steps
4. 20-minute 1:1 call - go through everything live, ask every question
5. 1 month of messaging access - direct access to me as you implement
Hi, I am Maya
I'm a board-certified Functional Diagnostic Nutrition Practitioner, a mom of three, and I've been where you are. I was doing all the right things and still dealing with low energy, bloating, hormone shifts, and that quiet feeling of something isn't right.
Frequently Asked Questions
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Bring any recent bloodwork from the last 6-12 months. If yours are outdated or you don't have the right markers, I'll help you figure out exactly what to order.
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Your doctor is looking for disease. I'm looking for dysfunction — the space between normal and optimal where most people live when they feel off but can't get answers.
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No. This is a complement - the missing layer of deeper education and functional context your appointments don't have time to give you.
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You'll receive your intake forms right away. Once I have those back plus your labs, I'll record your personalized video. Then we schedule your 20-minute call.
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I spent Mother's Day with my family instead of on my phone - and that's kind of the whole point of the work I do. I'm running this sale all week because I want more women to have access to this.
Is this for you?
This is for women who are done
accepting "normal."
✓ This is for you if….
→You've been told labs are fine but you still feel off
→You want real answers, not more "wait and see"
→You're ready to understand your body, not just manage symptoms
→You have recent labs (or want to get the right ones)
→You want a clear plan, not another referral
✗ This isn't for you if...
→You're looking for a quick fix without any follow-through
→You're in a current acute medical crisis (please see your doctor)
→You're not open to protocol recommendations
→ You want someone to tell you what you want to hear
$197 Body Intel Sale
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$197 Body Intel Sale 〰️
You've taken care of everyone else long enough.
This is the review your doctor didn't have time for.
At $197, it's the clearest, most direct path to finally understanding what's going on in your body.
Limited spots available · I keep my client load intentionally small