Body Intel

Your labs say normal.

Your body says otherwise

A comprehensive functional blood review that finally shows you what's actually going on - and what to do about it.

yes, I want answers

Bring your own labs, or I'll help you order the right ones.

Body Intel -

Decode your Bloodwork

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Body Intel - Decode your Bloodwork *

Regular price $297

$197 One-Time Investment

The Pattern I see all the time

You've been told you're fine. You know you're not.

Maybe you've seen multiple doctors.

Maybe your blood work came back with a stamp of approval.

Maybe someone told you it's just stress, just aging, just part of being a busy mom.

And you drove home thinking - then why do I still feel like this?

•      Exhausted even after a full night of sleep

•      Brain fog that makes you feel like a slower version of yourself

•      Bloating, food reactions, or unpredictable digestion

•      Weight that won't shift the way it used to

•      Hormone changes nobody seems to take seriously

•      That quiet, constant feeling of something just isn't right

Standard lab ranges are built around the average sick population - not an optimally functioning one.

Normal and optimal are not the same thing.

Yes, I want answers

We look at the full picture - not just whether you cleared a reference range.

A functional blood review goes deeper than a standard panel.

We look at how everything talks to each other - because your fatigue, brain fog, weight, and mood aren't four separate problems. They're connected.

•      Full thyroid panel - TSH, Free T3, Free T4, Reverse T3, thyroid antibodies

•      Sex hormones - estrogen, progesterone, testosterone, DHEA

•      Blood sugar & insulin - fasting glucose, insulin, HbA1c

•      Cortisol & stress response - how your nervous system is holding up

•      Iron & nutrients - ferritin, B12, vitamin D, folate

•      Inflammation & cardiovascular - CRP, homocysteine

I am ready for answers

Mother's Day Week Sale

Mother's Day Week Sale

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What's included:

Everything your doctor didn't have time for.

1.    Detailed intake forms - before we look at a single number, I want the full picture

2.    Comprehensive video lab review - your numbers, what they mean together, where to optimize

3.    Personalized protocol suggestions - nutrition, lifestyle, supplements, next steps

4.    20-minute 1:1 call - go through everything live, ask every question

5.    1 month of messaging access - direct access to me as you implement

Yes, I want Answers

Hi, I am Maya

I'm a board-certified Functional Diagnostic Nutrition Practitioner, a mom of three, and I've been where you are. I was doing all the right things and still dealing with low energy, bloating, hormone shifts, and that quiet feeling of something isn't right.

want to know more about me?

Frequently Asked Questions

  • Bring any recent bloodwork from the last 6-12 months. If yours are outdated or you don't have the right markers, I'll help you figure out exactly what to order.

  • Your doctor is looking for disease. I'm looking for dysfunction — the space between normal and optimal where most people live when they feel off but can't get answers.

  • No. This is a complement - the missing layer of deeper education and functional context your appointments don't have time to give you.

  • You'll receive your intake forms right away. Once I have those back plus your labs, I'll record your personalized video. Then we schedule your 20-minute call.

  • I spent Mother's Day with my family instead of on my phone - and that's kind of the whole point of the work I do. I'm running this sale all week because I want more women to have access to this.

Is this for you?

This is for women who are done
accepting "normal."

✓   This is for you if….

  • →You've been told labs are fine but you still feel off

  • →You want real answers, not more "wait and see"

  • →You're ready to understand your body, not just manage symptoms

  • →You have recent labs (or want to get the right ones)

  • →You want a clear plan, not another referral

✗  This isn't for you if...

  • →You're looking for a quick fix without any follow-through

  • →You're in a current acute medical crisis (please see your doctor)

  • →You're not open to protocol recommendations

  • → You want someone to tell you what you want to hear

$197 Body Intel Sale

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$197 Body Intel Sale 〰️

You've taken care of everyone else long enough.

This is the review your doctor didn't have time for.

At $197, it's the clearest, most direct path to finally understanding what's going on in your body.

Limited spots available · I keep my client load intentionally small

Claim my Spot - $197